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Celebrate another year of victories with this hilarious greeting card that flips the script on aging. The People That Have More Birthdays Live Longer card delivers a witty, feel-good message perfect for anyone hitting another milestone. With its playful humor and upbeat vibe, it's the ideal way to remind your favorite birthday person that each candle on the cake is actually proof of winning at life.

Whether they're turning 30, 50, or beyond, this card brings a smile and a laugh to the occasion. Brighten their special day with a greeting that gets it—getting older isn't just inevitable, it's something to celebrate with joy and a good sense of humor.