F--- It You're Gonna Die Anyway Lighter | Novelty Cigarette Pack Parody
$5.00
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F--- It You're Gonna Die Anyway Lighter | Novelty Cigarette Pack Parody
$5.00
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Bring a dose of unapologetic dark humor to your daily carry with the F--- It You're Gonna Die Anyway Lighter. Featuring a bold, nostalgic red-and-white cigarette pack parody layout paired with a delightfully blunt warning box tagline, this lighter is designed to make a statement every time you strike a flame.
Built for daily reliability, this pocket tool features a scratch-proof industrial wrap film designed to keep its sharp contrast and vibrant design looking fresh through everyday wear and tear. Compact, durable, and certified for safety, it’s the ultimate conversation starter for your pocket, bag, or coffee table.
Key Features:
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Design: High-contrast retro tobacco packaging parody with a dark humor twist
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Durability: Heavy-duty, scratch-proof industrial wrap film designed for long-lasting display and carry
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Dimensions: 3.2" H x 0.89" W x 0.4" D
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Safety Certified: Meets standard CPSC 11228 and ISO 9994 child-resistant safety compliance guidelines
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Ground Shipping Only: Due to DOT regulations governing hazardous materials (flammable compressed gas), all lighters must ship via Standard Surface/Ground Transit. Express or overnight air shipping options are unavailable for this item.
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Processing Time: Orders ship within 1–3 business days from our studio.
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Tracking: A shipping confirmation and tracking number will be automatically sent to your email once your package is on its way.
WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
Made with care
Great value
Eco Friendly
Quality materials
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
Shipping & Returns
We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.
We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
